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Sarcasm
A fish with a very large hole in it.

Satin
Something that happens to chairs.

Saxophones
A large bag full of telecommunication devices.

Scalpel
Found between Scalp K and Scalp M in the organised collection of Geronimo's effects.

Scandinavian
Bird watching.

Sea Lion
Something used to remove creases from seals.

Seeking
Ruler of the ocean.

Semantics
Very small blood sucking creatures particularly fond of sailors.

Sentimental
To drive one insane.

Sexpot
To determine the gender of canabis.

Sexual
Proposition from a Louisiana prostitute.

Shambolic
A false testicle.

Shepherd
Blue Peter's dog's gossip.

Silicon
A rather stupid hoax.

Somersault
Sodium chloride only available between June and September.

Sorcery
A bit like a saucer.

Spectator
A short sighted potato.

Speedometer
A device for measuring swimming trunks.

Sportsmanship
A large boat for athletes.

Stagnation
A country populated entirely by male deer.

Sterling
To agitate heather.

Stirrup
To cause an argument.

Stroll
Patron saint of expensive cars.

Subdued
One level below a Dude.

Submission
Special operation involving a submarine.

Submit
Naval issue glove.

Summer
Someone who is good at arithmatic.

Supersede
Take the pip of a pear to court.

Surcharge
Cash for honours.

Surface
Top class surfer.

Surreal
A conga with a knighthood.

Sussex
When you finally realise how to do it!

Symphony
A fake mobile telephone SIM card.

Syndrome
A large building used for nefarious deeds.

Syntax
A charge the government make on people for immoral behaviour, politicians are exempt.

Synthesis
A dissertation about immorality.

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