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A trap for taxi drivers. Cacophony Not real poo! Cadaverous A greedy rogue. Cadillac Having to carry your own golf clubs. Camiknickers People who steal cameras. Campaign The result of prolonged periods of Julian Clary impressions. Canadian Yes, we are able to help Ian. Cannelloni A narrow boat for one. Canopy Tin of urine. Capitulate The mistake BP made in the Gulf of Mexico. Carbuncle Male relative with extreme views on car fuel systems. Car Park How Noah saved the fishes from the great flood. Carpeting Being friendly to fish. Castanet To go fishing. Catacomb Feline grooming device. Catastrophe A rather strange award in the form of a cat. Caustic Blimey, a twig!. Cavendish A bit like a cavern. Cavity The force of attraction which enables people to stay on their feet whilst exploring caves. Celery A bit like a basement. Cemetery Half a tree. Chagrin Facial expression of pleasure whilst having sex. Chameleon A cross between a camel and a lion. Champagne To fake injury. Chariot An uprising of cleaning staff. Charming Fire damage to an oriental vase. Chauffeur What Britany Spears does when getting out of a car and Sharon Stone does when being interviewed by the police. Cherish A bit like a chair. Cherished Something dropped by Tony Blair's wife. Christmas Something Chris is compelled to do. Circle The coolest knight around. Circumflex Stripping the insulation from electric cable. Circumnavigate To politely ask the captain to do his job. Circumstance Posture adopted after midlife conversion to judaism. Circumvent The hole in the top of a circus tent. Cistern Your sister's behind. Climax Mountaineer's hatchet. Coalesce Shortage of coal. Cobalt To run away together. Coconut Crazy about hot chocolate. Collimator A stud farm for sheepdogs. Colonnade Fizzy drink made from the large intestine. Colonoscopy The art of scrutinising punctuation. Condescending A prisoner in an elevator. Conquest A prisoner on an adventure. Constable A barn for bad horses. Constrain Prison railway service. Contempory A part-time con artist. Contest Criminal examination. Control To deceive a monster. Copper Nitrate Pay scale for police officers working during the hours of darkness. Coriander My gosh! Mister and Missus! Cormorants Good heavens! Extra insects. Cotton A very heavy crib. Counter-productive A manufacturer of worktops. Covenant An insect involved in witchcraft. Cowpat The act of comforting a cow. Coypu A somewhat shy smell. Croquette A very small crow. Crossbowman A very unhappy archer. Cross-dresser Someone who decorates or otherwise improves the appearance of crucifixes. Crucifix Religious adhesive. Crumple To drag a very small piece of cake across a table. Crusader Scientology supporter. Crustacea A continent populated entirely by very old people. Cubicle A four wheeled bicycle. Cuisine A puzzle book. Cunnilingus A group of very clever linguists. Curdles A sport which involves jumping over sour milk. Curtail A canine appendage. Cuticle A phone call from a lovely young lady. |
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