Pp

Paintings
Jamaican torture implements.

Palamino
My friend is a very small fish.

Palisade
Financial assistance for the upkeep of the Royal Family's home.

Panache
Residue in the skillet due to excessive heat.

Panophobia
Fear of kitchen utensiles.

Paperback
What a masseuse earns.

Papist
Dad's drunk.

Paramedics
Two doctors.

Paranoid
Unidentified parachutist.

Partridge
Just a bit of a ridge.

Pastoral
Having moved on from foreplay.

Pearly
A bit like a pear.

Peccadillo
A rare South American mammal, a cross between a peccary and an armadillo.

Penitent
Extremely inexpensive camping equipment.

Perversion
The cat's story.

Phantom
To waft air over a male cat.

Piccalilli
To take a flower.

Pipette
A very small pip.

Pirate
A very angry pie.

Pistol
A monetary charge for urination.

Polish
A bit like a pole.

Politics
A parrot with sudden, repetitive, nonrhythmic muscle movements.

Polygon
A deceased parrot.

Pomegranate
Very hard rock native to England.

Porbeagle
A phrase never used in ICI Laboratories.

Porpoise
Unable to stand properly.

Porridge
Low quality geological feature.

Portal
To carry everything.

Posturing
A circular device to aid with deportment.

Present
An un-posted letter.

Pressure
Before certainty.

Privilege
A shelf in an outside lavatory.

Propeller
Method for keeping Ms Fitzgerald upright.

Pterosaur
A very frightening carpentry tool.

Pugwash
Dog bath.

Pumpkin
To subject your family to interrogation.

Punish
A bit like a pun.

Pygmy
I'll have the pork, please.

Pylon
Action performed by group of persons eager to board bus or train.

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