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Abandon
Pub entertainment.

Abdicate
To give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Aberrate
Something eaten by a bear.

Abigail
A very large wind.

Ablution
A blue coloured lotion.

Abominable
To initate the countdown timer on an explosive device.

Abundance
Similar to Morris Dancing but with cakes instead of sticks.

Academy
School for Cads.

Acadian
Graduate from an Academy.

Acne
A borough in North London.

Adamant
A female ant.

Adultery
What happens after puberty.

A La Carte
A Muslim wheelbarrow.

Alaska
I'll go and question my girlfriend.

Algorism
Well known saying of an American enviromental campaigner.

Allocate
Greeting for example, to Ms Winslet.

Alternative
To modify a member of the indigenous population.

Amatory
A member of the Conservative Party.

Amok
I'm fine.

Antagonist
Agony Aunt for insects.

Antedate
Online dating service for insects.

Anthem
Others.

Antidote
An amusing story that ants tell at social gatherings.

Antipodes
MP3 Players for insects.

Aperitif
Two dentures.

Apod
Prototype iPod.

Apogee
An overweight person.

Apostrophe
Special award for Postmen.

Appearance
An angry pea.

Appearing
A circle of peas.

Approximate
Sort of a friend.

Aquatic
To get a good mark for swimming.

Arbitrate
Oh yes, the maximum speed of data throughput.

Argosy
I will go and take a look.

Artichoke
An allergy to paintings.

Ascot
A bed for baby donkeys.

Askant
To question a female relative.

Assassination
A country populated entirely by pairs of donkeys.

Asterisk
The probability of being hit by an asteroid.

Attack
A small nail.

Attend
Finish.

Auburn
A large spherical container.

Autonomy
A bankrupt car dealer.

Avalanche
To consume a meal in the middle of the day.




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