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Pub entertainment. Abdicate To give up hope of ever having a flat stomach. Aberrate Something eaten by a bear. Abigail A very large wind. Ablution A blue coloured lotion. Abominable To initate the countdown timer on an explosive device. Abundance Similar to Morris Dancing but with cakes instead of sticks. Academy School for Cads. Acadian Graduate from an Academy. Acne A borough in North London. Adamant A female ant. Adultery What happens after puberty. A La Carte A Muslim wheelbarrow. Alaska I'll go and question my girlfriend. Algorism Well known saying of an American enviromental campaigner. Allocate Greeting for example, to Ms Winslet. Alternative To modify a member of the indigenous population. Amatory A member of the Conservative Party. Amok I'm fine. Antagonist Agony Aunt for insects. Antedate Online dating service for insects. Anthem Others. Antidote An amusing story that ants tell at social gatherings. Antipodes MP3 Players for insects. Aperitif Two dentures. Apod Prototype iPod. Apogee An overweight person. Apostrophe Special award for Postmen. Appearance An angry pea. Appearing A circle of peas. Approximate Sort of a friend. Aquatic To get a good mark for swimming. Arbitrate Oh yes, the maximum speed of data throughput. Argosy I will go and take a look. Artichoke An allergy to paintings. Ascot A bed for baby donkeys. Askant To question a female relative. Assassination A country populated entirely by pairs of donkeys. Asterisk The probability of being hit by an asteroid. Attack A small nail. Attend Finish. Auburn A large spherical container. Autonomy A bankrupt car dealer. Avalanche To consume a meal in the middle of the day. |
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